Anonymous asked:

Your subconscious is corrupted.

The Weird Wide Web Answer:

You know nitpicking about grammar shows you’re insecure in your own intelligence, right?

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Anonymous asked:

Your boss will fire you!

The Weird Wide Web Answer:

Not likely. I’m the best salesperson they’ve had in ten years. The boss told me so himself.

Anonymous asked:

No more self face fuck please.

The Weird Wide Web Answer:

Fair warning: There will be more self face fucking.

Anonymous asked:

I have a fetish that I call innocence because its like, I get turned on by someone doing something really sexual but they wouldn't think its sexual, they think its normal or fun (I just recently found out what to call it), I also get extremely anxious when I get asked to show tits on cam or do anything sexual. Recently, someone told me these might be because I got molested when I was 6, I thought the molestation was totally normal at the time. What do you think? I don't know why I'm telling you

The Weird Wide Web Answer:

It sounds like maybe what you’re experiencing is a fear of intimacy. Like, when someone directly propositions you that’s a very intense experience, and if you’ve got a history of sexual abuse it might be completely overwhelming! But seeing something that’s not necessarily sexual could put you at ease enough to feel sexual attraction. But that’s pop psychology and you probably shouldn’t listen to me.

All I’m gonna say is that therapy can’t hurt. There’s no shame in it and basically you just get to talk about yourself as much as you want!

eye-calypso asked:

Please more self-fellatio?

The Weird Wide Web Answer:

I run this entire blog from my work computer LMAO. 

I’ll post all the self-fellatio I come across.